[-] WILSOOON@programming.dev 9 points 4 days ago

Baguette, dutch, english and spanish, i love to speak all 4 equally but french is the equivalent of a having a migraine to write

[-] WILSOOON@programming.dev 9 points 5 days ago

"Look Simba, everything the light touches is our kingdom."

blub

[-] WILSOOON@programming.dev 7 points 5 days ago

Holy shit the negative iq points are completely rejecting the liquid FREEDOM!!! US equipment runs on. that alone beats out all fabricated undemocratic flaws that US equipment does not have.

[-] WILSOOON@programming.dev 1 points 6 days ago

They have been touched by his noodly appendage, they have been baptised by his saucy balls, they have come to save us from what is to come

[-] WILSOOON@programming.dev 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

God apple has turned from a revolutionary company to a blight on this earth

[-] WILSOOON@programming.dev 24 points 1 week ago

Own a 8 muskets for cove defense, since that's what the founding cephalopods intended. Four cuttlefish break into my cove. "What the kraken?" As I grab my powdered wig and great reef rifles. Blow half a dozen prawn sized holes through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistols on the second man, miss him entirely because they're all smoothbore and nail the neighbors seasnails. I have to resort to the barrage of cannons mounted at the bottom of the cove loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men and the walls in the blast, the shockwave and extra shrapnel pulverise the surrounding coral. Fix bayonets and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He bleeds out waiting on the police seals to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding cephalopods intended.

[-] WILSOOON@programming.dev 21 points 1 month ago

Holy shit, litterally

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The socialist scum have been quietly closing in on the Hydra sector, at this rate they will rampage forth all the way to SUPER EARTH! Join the valiant defense of the sector and deny their poisonous ideologists from descending upon the Halls of Justice.

[-] WILSOOON@programming.dev 29 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Sony shat over their consumers and are now in the process of trying the same for pc using the 5 exclusive games they still have as bait. Xbox effectively fucked their business model a few years ago with game pass and are now hemorrhaging money. Apple, who in their right mind plays on apple silicon, shit cant even run doom. Epic games store is only being kept afloat due to fortnite and their free games they give out like candy. Valve got so fed up with the bullshit that Microsoft churns out of its window shaped asshole that they created proton and are most likely the leading cause for the rise of the linux market share . All of the other publishers tried to make their own games stores and all of those are dead There are no games on chromebooks.

Its not just the consoles its litterally everbody that is fucking dieing. The other platforms that could offer viable gaming experiences either dont support it (chromebooks) dont want to support it( apple xbox sony) or dont have enough power for fully fledged massive games (i dont think we'll be seeing helldivers 2 on a phone like ever)

Gaben does litterally nothing All the while the rest of the competition is buisy looking down the barrel of a loaded gun wondering why its not shooting

[-] WILSOOON@programming.dev 35 points 3 months ago

aang aint got shit on me

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Uuh grub? (programming.dev)
submitted 3 months ago by WILSOOON@programming.dev to c/linux@lemmy.ml

nvm a restart fixed it this happend due to accidentally holding down the down arrow for about 40 minutes. anyone know what on earth is happening here?

also how does one stop the rapid mitosis of fedora's in grub, they keep multiplying

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gotta get a new printer (programming.dev)
submitted 4 months ago by WILSOOON@programming.dev to c/linux@lemmy.ml

Greentings As youve seen from the the title, i want to get a new printer as a present for my parents. Sadly they are still windows peasants and my mom somehow thinks that the HP printer on her desk has been a good financial investment, even though it has costed us more than 300 bucks in ink over the past 2 years.

I was hoping that you fine folks would have some good recommendations to replace this money leach on their home. Ive heard about the entire brother lazer meme going around, but the ones ive seen from them only do monochrome. And frankly speaking i dont think that my birth specimens can comprehend the greatness of 18 century film on their paper. Anyways have a nice day or night, internet strangers!

[-] WILSOOON@programming.dev 48 points 4 months ago

What the hell happend in this comment section

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