Ask Lemmy

Acclerated to supersonic velocities at very specific people, you know the ones

Cremation, then throw my ashes in the faces of people on a list that will be provided.

Not so much what I want done with my corpse but what I'd like to do with my life; die on Mars.* Even if it means lithobraking into Olympus Mons due to a miscommunication about imperial and metric units.

However, I have a few other ideas as well.

Most epic; funeral pyre boat.

Most metal; feed my corpse into a woodchipper and use the viscera for fertilizer.

Most likely; buried a bit shallow under a young sapling.

*: Excellent album by the Callous Daoboys

Cremation. Simple urn. Spread my ashes in the mountains.

Preserve me until we figure out how to put consciousness into a robot body and then make me look like the Major from GITS.

Or fire my preseved body into the depths of space so another intelligence can work on it.

Put me in a haunted house. Use my skeleton to scare people or in movies or whatever.

Hang my bones up in one of those ossuary chapels where the walls are covered in skulls

I want to be cremated, I don't care what happens after that. I tell my wife to just put me in the bin.

Don't care, I'll be dead anyway. Do whatever.

In the wise words of Frank Reynolds

My dead naked body should be catapulted at Mar-a-Lago.

I want to be scattered at Disneyland (note: I do not wish to be cremated).

Donate the useful bits to others, use me for science, then turn me into compost.

Getting tossed in a hole with a tree planted on top so it can consume my remains.

Launch my corpse at a dead planet with water or ice, see if my bacterial colonies eventually seed new life.

Don't have to even be dead, I just want to be launched into the sun because that would be pretty rad.

About 1/3 will be combined with my wife and her dog who have already passed. Another 1/3 will be combined with my fiancé. These will be scattered in a few different places that are special to us.

The final 1/3 is to be combined with concrete and made into ice cube sized pieces to be taken to different reefs around the world by whomever will take them.

I currently carry a tiny portion of my wife and her dog with me everywhere.

I wouldn't even know what people did.

But maybe...
Hide pieces of my body in the vents of Mar a lago.
Let them rot and stink up the place.

I don't care, I'll be dead. Whatever is cheapest and simplest.

Cremate me and stick the ashes in a nice chunk of woods

don't give a shit

take my organs, practice cutting me up, burn the rest or bury me under a tree that you'll see grow for decades

Whatever is the most ecologically sound method of disposal.

I want to be left in a strangers car trunk.

I'm not here, physically couldn't give a shit

High explosives. At least I could go out with a good bang.

There's a burial forest near here, I'll be quite happy there. No markers, no embalment, no coffin, just a shroud and trees.

Compost. I don't really care about a marker or whatnot either. Maybe, if I had to; a cherub with a solar powered pump that periodically pees on [billionaires] grave stone or maybe just a simple stone with this meme but, eh. Won't matter to me after the fact because I am not.

I intend to leave requests for some minor crimes related to my cremated ashes, in my will.

Nothing too serious, just enough to fuck with whoever executes my will. To...uh... remind them I was thinking of them, and maybe to make them a tiny bit relieved to be rid of my bullshit.

Seems like we all want to be as nutrient-conserved as possible! It's too bad there are all the rules about proper disposal - I get why they're there, but yeah, random hole for me. Tree on top sounds great

Cremation and organ donation. Already written in my living will and communicated to my remaing family

Launched from the solar system on a path out of the galaxy. Or left in the wilderness for nature to have it's way.

Cremated, composted, something like that. I'll be dead so I'm not too picky. Just as long as nobody wastes money on a fucking coffin.

Organ donation or medical/scientific use. Whatever parts are not useful can be disposed of in whatever way is easiest.