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Urinals should not exist.
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My trick for dealing with "blushing bladder" is a Palovian response on myself. I realized I had certain pee triggers. Long story short, there are certain places and situations that cause me to need to urinate. So I figured why not use a word as a trigger? While at home I began saying the trigger word just as I felt the flow begin. Every time I pee, I say the word. My blushing bladder went away. Some of the music venues i frequent have urinals literally elbow to elbow so it's awkward but there's no trouble when I say the trigger word. The only problem now is people look at me weird when I'm looking at my dick saying "shazam".
Hey now that gives me an idea.. SHAZAM! SHAZAM! SHAZAM!
You gotta get up close and say it to his dick.
I just push really hard and force the pee out like a fucking man.
I do the same type of thing, but I just swish saliva around in my mouth. For some reason that gets my mind off it and next thing I know, I'm peeing.
I read on reddit one time—years and years ago—that doing simple multiplication can help occupy the part of your brain keeping you from pissing. A sequence like 2x2=4, 4x4=16, 16x16=256...etc.
I've been doing that ever since, and it really helps. Usually by the time I get to doing 16x16 in my head, I'm already peeing.
Gomer, is that you?
Surprise, surprise, surprise!