Well, I mean more even weird than you already think I am.
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For what it's worth at one year of solid weight training you can do this for most things you encounter. At like five years you can probably actually do this. I dunno. I never manage to stay consistent for that long. Last time I was good about lifting consistently I was able to rip appart a bit of house doing some renovation work and I had to try not to giggle as I bench pressed a kitchen sink out of it's fitting.
How many years before I can shoot lasers out of my mouth
A year but it has to be a specific kind of gym. A clown college is your best bet