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submitted 4 hours ago by Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net to c/chat@hexbear.net

Well, I mean more even weird than you already think I am.

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[-] Philosophosphorous@hexbear.net 5 points 1 hour ago

i would rather be in command of a bunch of robots/nanobot swarms while ensconced safely inside of a Cool Mecha, but basically the same thing in principle

[-] LGOrcStreetSamurai@hexbear.net 1 points 31 minutes ago

The megazoid style robot is a timeless classic . Nanobot swarm is a bit too flashy and Hollywood for my tastes.

[-] LGOrcStreetSamurai@hexbear.net 4 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 36 minutes ago)

Everyday I wake up and have to live with the fact I’m a not an abhorrent grotesque leviathan with the capability to destroy the world. Shit sucks so much.

[-] TheDrink@hexbear.net 1 points 25 minutes ago

I've often fantasized about turning into some kind of avenging seraphim and blasting Washington DC with beams of heavenly retribution.

[-] Babs@hexbear.net 10 points 1 hour ago

This is one of the more normal dirt owl posts.

Real question is, who you playing as?

[-] Chapo_is_Red@hexbear.net 19 points 2 hours ago
[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 11 points 2 hours ago

It's more of an "I cast meteor shower" fantasy but the spirit is the same

[-] SupFBI@hexbear.net 10 points 2 hours ago

I'd prefer to be a phantom. Visiting billionaires and the ruling class in their sleep. Reaching into their chests to grasp their hearts, squeezing until the heart is mush.

That's fear. That's something they can't hide from or use force against.

[-] Edie@hexbear.net 7 points 2 hours ago

Nah. I just want to be a cat.

[-] Carcharodonna@hexbear.net 3 points 1 hour ago

I seriously think about this all the time

[-] anaesidemus@hexbear.net 16 points 3 hours ago
[-] nothx@hexbear.net 10 points 3 hours ago

I yearn to be the largest of nephews.

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 7 points 2 hours ago

Is this not a common thing?

Because I've wanted to do this for, like, ever

[-] Mickmacduffin@hexbear.net 6 points 2 hours ago

You're bigger than something. Go stomp around the nearest city

[-] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 6 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

I'm more of a Reality Warper, but it definitely manifests this energy sometimes.

[-] EndMilkInCrisps@hexbear.net 5 points 2 hours ago

Yeah I wish I could throw every fucking billionaire yacht onto the moon.

[-] TrashGoblin@hexbear.net 16 points 3 hours ago

All the fucking time. I just want to be huge and go fucking apeshit.

[-] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 5 points 2 hours ago

God I wish I had a writhing mass of tentacles for legs

[-] CrawlMarks@hexbear.net 8 points 3 hours ago

For what it's worth at one year of solid weight training you can do this for most things you encounter. At like five years you can probably actually do this. I dunno. I never manage to stay consistent for that long. Last time I was good about lifting consistently I was able to rip appart a bit of house doing some renovation work and I had to try not to giggle as I bench pressed a kitchen sink out of it's fitting.

[-] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 7 points 2 hours ago

How many years before I can shoot lasers out of my mouth

[-] CrawlMarks@hexbear.net 2 points 33 minutes ago

A year but it has to be a specific kind of gym. A clown college is your best bet

[-] huf@hexbear.net 8 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)
[-] Des@hexbear.net 9 points 3 hours ago

Stranger things spoilers

spoiler

would have been so much cooler if this was the big bad Elder God instead of a human personification of eeeeevil communism


[-] boiledfrog@hexbear.net 11 points 4 hours ago

Literally every single day

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 7 points 4 hours ago

I'm like Godzilla but the power of friendship parts and less Evangelion style horror of Shin Gojira.

[-] the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net 8 points 4 hours ago

My power fantasies are mostly banal

[-] context@hexbear.net 7 points 4 hours ago

i thought that was basically the whole point of playing simcity

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 9 points 4 hours ago

Omg you used to summon the giant monster on purpose too?!

this post was submitted on 21 Nov 2024
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