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Does McDonald’s even put tomato on their chicken sandwich?
Not if you tell them not to. But probably also not otherwise.
Which one shouldn't I put it on?
Whichever one you trust the most.
I always ask them not to put a leprechaun on mine.
Wise.
Not if you want leprechauns. Chances are small already, but this would sink them further.
I don't eat at McDonalds but I looked it up. They do have tomatoes with the Deluxe McCrispy.
In my experiences, most places with a chicken sandwich have a basic, no topping sandwich, and one they call "deluxe" "supreme" or whatever strengthening adjective you choose, which has lettuce, tomato, mayo, etc.
This sounds correct, but I have a sample size of one since I only order chicken sandwiches from Chik-fil-a and I haven't been to McDonalds in over a decade.
One chicken sandwich without tomatoes.
Chicken sandwiches don't have tomatoes on them.
Good, because i don't want them
The chicken sandwiches that are actual chicken—as opposed to the McChicken which is a patty—do come with lettuce, tomato, and mayo (I think).
McDonald's varies wildly across countries and time periods, impossible to say without knowing when and where this happened.
This happened in fairytale land.
Depending on when this was posted it could be about the crispy chicken they had before the mccrispy. Artisan something?