I drove around with a Jesus fish on the back of one of my cars for 5 years. It looked like it belonged there. It was a raised plastic fish covered with chrome on a silver car.

One day a guy said to me, “I thought you were a non believer.” “What made you say that? Catch me saying, “god please!” or something?” I said.

“Well, you got a religious thing on the back of your car!”

How did I not know that? It was on there so long at that point that I was attached to it. Haha