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[-] Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago

"By hamburgers in bulk and flatten"

Just buy some mince and learn how to cook

[-] Hoimo@ani.social 10 points 15 hours ago

Had to look this up, because I'd seen it before but didn't want to accuse Americans of being crazy without proof:

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/hamburger

1 a: ground beef
1 b: a patty of ground beef

The meme says singular "hamburger", so it makes sense that they meant it in the ground beef sense. Every other dictionary starts with "a patty of ground beef" by the way, so it seems to be an American peculiarity.

[-] howrar@lemmy.ca 3 points 10 hours ago

Well, that explains the name "hamburger helper". I've been wondering what they had in common with hamburgers besides the ground beef.

[-] Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago

If like to see the reaction of every Italian when they realize bolognese and lasagne are made out of hamburger according to Americans

[-] Smc87 3 points 13 hours ago

Americans… answer why. This is not on.

[-] B1naryB0t@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 15 hours ago

No it says "buy hamburger" as in hamburger meat. Ground beef.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 16 hours ago

Who has time to cook when there is prostitute murdering to be done?

[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

Make sure to use every part though. Prostitute stock is the best.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago

If you murder a prostitute make sure you pay them first so you’re not shoplifting too.

Only commit one crime at a time.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

Good advice! Also be sure to get a receipt.

[-] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 6 points 16 hours ago

Learning to cook prostitutes, tell you when I'm done?

this post was submitted on 27 Nov 2024
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