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[-] bricklove@midwest.social 59 points 1 week ago

What about the people who work there? Are they trying to make them quit then become homeless and leave the mall too?

[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 30 points 1 week ago

According to the article, it plays in the emergency exit stairwells, a place that if you're using it you should be trying to leave as quickly as possible.

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 54 points 1 week ago

If I was escaping a fire, and the stairwell had baby shark playing, I'd walk back into the fire.

[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 19 points 1 week ago

I really don't want to die with Baby Shark being the last song I hear

[-] WanakaTree@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago

Descending the stairwell to escape a fire during the "Run Away" verse could be funny

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 18 points 1 week ago

No they are supposedly insane already.

[-] nonailsleft@lemm.ee 0 points 1 week ago
this post was submitted on 29 Nov 2024
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