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[-] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 20 points 1 week ago

Given that RFK jr was a heroin addict for decades, I was once again fooled by this and I thought it was real.

Satire has been dead for years anyway.

[-] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 18 points 1 week ago

the onion actually doesn't do satire any longer.

they do prophesy now.

[-] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

Official lathe handlers

[-] EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

One can dream...

I do wish this were prophecy

[-] steeznson@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Yeah he was on record last week saying it improved his grades as a student lol

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