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Florida introduces anti-chemtrail bill (www.newsweek.com)

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Florida State Senator Ileana Garcia has introduced legislation to prohibit "weather modification" activities in the state.

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[-] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Imagine every commercial jet that leaves a contrail now having to go to court.

[-] bstix@feddit.dk 5 points 3 weeks ago

"911, what is your emergency?"

"THERE IS A PLANE IN THE SKY SPREADING CHEMICALS OVER MY HOUSE"

[-] futatorius@lemm.ee 2 points 3 weeks ago

Dispatcher: "Emergency crew, please treat this as urgent, and bring haldol."

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