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Florida introduces anti-chemtrail bill
(www.newsweek.com)
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I feel sorry for all the entrepreneurs and employees in the chemtrail industry.
Imagine that you're flying a chemtrailer and then a wild $10000 fee appears out of nowhere, and there's a shark. Are you going to choose the shark? Nobody would. I guess a fine of $1000 is just the cost of doing chemtrail business now.
Imagine every commercial jet that leaves a contrail now having to go to court.
"911, what is your emergency?"
"THERE IS A PLANE IN THE SKY SPREADING CHEMICALS OVER MY HOUSE"
Dispatcher: "Emergency crew, please treat this as urgent, and bring haldol."