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[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 61 points 2 weeks ago

Dead on.

As they say.

[-] alquicksilver@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago

My brain read this as "head on" and immediately followed with "apply directly to the forehead." Even with my misread, I think it works.

[-] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

As soon as you said head on I knew what you were gonna say

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