this post was submitted on 15 Dec 2024
109 points (100.0% liked)

chapotraphouse

13687 readers
1 users here now

Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.

No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer

Slop posts go in c/slop. Don't post low-hanging fruit here.

founded 4 years ago
MODERATORS
 

I feel like we need to explain dprk-soldier again, amongst other things

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 35 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I forgot about president parrot until just now! We have deep lore, it's mostly silly and oddly bird based at times.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 31 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I have infected this site with birds.

I should bring back bird posting

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago

Birds are cool as hell. I'm a crow guy rn but working my way to other birdwatching. There is just an amazing and kinda exemplary crow community city right in the trees of my neighborhood that I've been keeping an eye on for almost 2 years now. We could learn from crows. They're the real neighborhood, the people are alienated units. I spent a day last year watching them build nests and not only were they strategically building nests so each one could get a view of other nests they were sharing materials, I'd see the same crow bringing stuff to different nests and kinda cross referenced it with what they wee carrying and it was pretty clear they were tsking what was needed to where it was needed even if it wasn't their nest. They built a community together. Crows are literally comrades.

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I should bring back bird posting

you mean late night catposting

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago
[–] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think I completely missed that. Care to elaborate?

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 28 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (5 children)

My first bit on this site, possibly my worst lmao.

Fake news stories about a parrot (President Parrot, shortened to PP) being president and managing to be better than a real politician despite being a chaotic neutral parrot that just wants crackers.

president-parrot-patriotic

Beware, these are pretty cringe (but let's be real I've always been cringe) lmao:

https://hexbear.net/post/61555

https://hexbear.net/post/61583

https://hexbear.net/post/79474

https://hexbear.net/post/61856

https://hexbear.net/post/61531

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago

Oh, shit that was you? I liked the bit.

[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

Ngl, it's a pretty dumb bit and I love it! Genuine lol

[–] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

That was a good bit though

[–] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

Thanks for sharing your PP with all of us, my feathery friend. owl-wink

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

This is gold and the comments are gold too

bring back pp. Maybe give it some long stockings.

Did you write this at the lathe?

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ah yes, President Parrot

Narrowly edged out President Porpoise in the election of '18

[–] TrashGoblin@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago