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[strums guitar]
Everything I used to love has turned to porn;
All the world has left me so forlorn,
As my games are filled with butts and boobs.
There's more suggestive content than there was:
My libido's lower just because
It's in every let's play on YouTube.
Well what do you do when you're told by those around you you're repressed?
What do you do when you wish your gaming waifus would get dressed?
Pretend that you are horny, act like your balls are blue—
If you pretend you're horny, you'll start to believe it's true!
It's better to fake a boner than fill the world with woe,
So just pretend you're horny, and nobody will know...