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I support 9/11 Gooner 9/119/11

The situation wasn't any calmer on the Zenless Zone Zero subreddit. "Why is hoyo trying to stop me from seeing lycaon and lighter's dump trucks. like this gotta be some kinda crime," one redditor asked. "It feels very scummy to draw in a shit ton of players with some of the most sexualized characters ever with massive assets, then to conform to whatever order they knew they were gonna have to do only now that the most hyped up character for the game is finally out," another wrote. "What is the point of all that glorious walking jiggle if u cant even look at it," a third wanted to know

Some pointed the finger at the government of China, which they speculate mandated the apparent censorship for reasons unknown. "It is quite unfortunate that they put so much dev effort into making good jiggles but CCP cucked them,"

https://www.pcgamer.com/games/rpg/gooner-9-11-averted-as-zenless-zone-zeros-butt-obfuscation-technology-is-rolled-back-in-the-face-of-horny-outrage/

Wasn't sure where I wanted to post this one, but I settled on chisme because the article is weirdly sympathetic to the gamers lol

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[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 34 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Jesus Christ, porn exists. Stop trying to pollute gaming with your weird horny shit.

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 19 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

[strums guitar]

Everything I used to love has turned to porn;
All the world has left me so forlorn,
As my games are filled with butts and boobs.
There's more suggestive content than there was:
My libido's lower just because
It's in every let's play on YouTube.

Well what do you do when you're told by those around you you're repressed?
What do you do when you wish your gaming waifus would get dressed?

Pretend that you are horny, act like your balls are blue—
If you pretend you're horny, you'll start to believe it's true!
It's better to fake a boner than fill the world with woe,
So just pretend you're horny, and nobody will know...

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

This game was designed horny from the start.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 17 points 5 months ago

If gamers can complain about normal games not being horny than I can complain about horny games not being normal

[–] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I thought most third person games do the thing where they fade out the character model when zoomed in really far? Y'know so you can see what you're doing in right spaces.

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 15 points 5 months ago

(in reference to the CCP thing) yet another redditor contributed, which isn't the most incisive bit of analysis I've ever read, but is pretty funny.

It really wasn't.

The cake is once again plainly visible, and there was much rejoicing.

Andy has been gaming on PCs from the very beginning, starting as a youngster with text adventures and primitive action games on a cassette-based TRS80.

This guy must be around 50 and he's writing this.

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 12 points 5 months ago
[–] CrawlMarks@hexbear.net 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I really can't understand the gamer mind here. Like, I have played games with cute waifus. I'll do a thing then if I notice the waifu I might think, "heh nice" and go back to playing the game and not noticing the waifu. Are they really playing the game constantly aware of the waifu? Like, mid boss fight instead of focusing on your build or whatever they are noticing how things jiggle while they should be watching a health bar? I don't get it. Remember overwatch? Diva is one of thr more popular popular characters for porn. However when you played the game she was mostly operating heavy equipment and not on display for gooning while you were trying to actually play. No one fussed to my knowledge that you couldn't see her butt though her giant robot. What experience am I missing by not playing a game with my third eye open so that every moment is suffused with sensuality while I grind out my daily missions in a mediocre third person character action situation?