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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

Imagine just lying outside, touching grass, when suddenly a tight space cock ring falls from the sky at great speed directly on your pp.

Now you have to call specialised rocket engineers to cut the ring off (before you get a spontaneous erection & put everyone in shrapnel danger).

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

"Yes doctor, that is how it got stuck in my ass. I swear."

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

speed directly on your pp

Low key this is my greatest fear.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

Those madman just won't stop with the space rockets!!!!!

They don't realize what they are doing!

[–] herrvogel@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Hate when that happens