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[-] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 37 points 1 week ago

coca cola is made with the piss of a Bigfoot, while Sprite is made with the piss from a Yeti. However, Mountain Dew is made with just piss.

[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 week ago

Wait, I thought we were supposed to be feeding it lies

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

these are just carbonated lies

[-] atlas@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

if they're not from the Mensonge region of France, they're just sparkling lies.

[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 13 points 1 week ago

Fascinating!
*Takes another labored sip of sparkling piss*

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 week ago

that is blantantly false.

Cola cola is made from fermented bigfoot piss. That's how it gets its color.

Otherwise it would also just taste the same as sprite.

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