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Apocalypto indeed. (lemmy.world)
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[-] gibmiser@lemmy.world 120 points 1 day ago

Sounds like a future congressman

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 71 points 1 day ago

I'm honestly surprised he hasn't run for office now that you mention it.

[-] naught101@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

There still a few years until the apocalypse is really in full swing.

[-] Davel23@fedia.io 30 points 1 day ago

He was born in Peekskill, New York. He could technically be president. Not to give him any ideas...

[-] Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago

The USA never had nor caused any problems under the presidency of a former actor, after all.

[-] peto@lemm.ee 46 points 1 day ago

What, at the youthful age of 69? Kid needs more experience.

[-] masquenox@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Kid needs more experience.

He's a wife beater but not a proven rapist (yet)... so ole' Mel is still a tadpole by US politician standards.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

Once upon a time, I would have told you that would be a pipe dream of his. These days?

[-] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Gibson
Rogan
2028

We need a ROAD WARRIOR to survive this American wasteland.

Joe Rogan would be like the Coma-Doof Warrior. But instead of a guitar shooting flames, he'd have a podcast mic shooting fart gas that he would just yell nonsensical phrases into just to make noise. Well Mel Gibson is driving him around town with a literal horse strapped to the front injected with ivermectin and main lined into Mel's veins as a blood bag. The horse would have lines from the Book of Revelation tattooed all over it.

this post was submitted on 13 Jan 2025
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