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Apocalypto indeed. (lemmy.world)
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[-] theneverfox@pawb.social 1 points 14 minutes ago

Some niggling part of my brain keeps wondering if ivermectin is actually a crazy cure for cancer, could anyone break down the science for me? I have a decent understanding of molecular biology, but no idea about what ivermectin is chemically or how it would play in

[-] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 163 points 1 day ago

"People said that Mel Gibson couldn't play a Scotsman in Braveheart. But look at him now! An alcoholic racist."

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[-] kerrigan778@lemmy.world 59 points 1 day ago

Liar liar house on fire

In case nobody's said it yet.

[-] Snowclone@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago
[-] masquenox@lemmy.world 77 points 1 day ago

Mel Gibson is the kind of "Christian" that has a meltdown if anybody dares to point out that Jesus most likely didn't have blonde hair and blue eyes.

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 9 points 23 hours ago

Or any of the leftist ideas their savior was putting forward.

[-] Denjin@lemmings.world 6 points 20 hours ago

Roughly 2000 years after someone was nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be if we were nice to each other for a change.

  • Douglas Addams
[-] Snowclone@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Dude goes to a 'catholic' church that he fully funds himself as he's deeply against Vatican II, and the pope.

[-] gibmiser@lemmy.world 113 points 1 day ago

Sounds like a future congressman

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 67 points 1 day ago

I'm honestly surprised he hasn't run for office now that you mention it.

[-] Davel23@fedia.io 29 points 1 day ago

He was born in Peekskill, New York. He could technically be president. Not to give him any ideas...

[-] Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 22 hours ago

The USA never had nor caused any problems under the presidency of a former actor, after all.

[-] peto@lemm.ee 44 points 1 day ago

What, at the youthful age of 69? Kid needs more experience.

[-] masquenox@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago

Kid needs more experience.

He's a wife beater but not a proven rapist (yet)... so ole' Mel is still a tadpole by US politician standards.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

Once upon a time, I would have told you that would be a pipe dream of his. These days?

[-] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Gibson
Rogan
2028

We need a ROAD WARRIOR to survive this American wasteland.

Joe Rogan would be like the Coma-Doof Warrior. But instead of a guitar shooting flames, he'd have a podcast mic shooting fart gas that he would just yell nonsensical phrases into just to make noise. Well Mel Gibson is driving him around town with a literal horse strapped to the front injected with ivermectin and main lined into Mel's veins as a blood bag. The horse would have lines from the Book of Revelation tattooed all over it.

[-] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 65 points 1 day ago
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[-] badelf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 68 points 1 day ago

I'm pretty sure Joe Rogan and Mel Gibson believe that those massive fires are caused by liberal CA government.

[-] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 52 points 1 day ago

Actually the line is DEI is what caused the massive fires.

The fire marshall or something was LGBTQ.

[-] glimse@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago

DEI PURPLE HAIRED LESBIAN FIRE MARSHALL!!!

That's what my dad told me.

She does not have purple hair and she's been there for 20+ years, previously holding the position of fire chief. She is well-respected by her peers.

[-] azertyfun@sh.itjust.works 4 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

Woman = DEI
Black = DEI
Queer = DEI
Piercings = DEI
Catholic = believe it or not, also DEI

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 1 points 20 hours ago

DEI is the new "political".

[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Given the latest episodes of Knowledge Fight, sounds like your dad listens to Alex Jones.

[-] glimse@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Nope, but close. He's a Drudge Report reader and a secret Fox watcher (he'll never admit it but it's always the last channel on their TV)

[-] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago

Why keep it a secret? Most conservatives are proud to be fucking sheep of Fox.

[-] glimse@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

[edit] sorry if you got multiple notifications. My app was being weird and replying to the wrong comments

Because my mom has a brain and hated Trump before he ran for office. She wasn't quiet about her opinion and she'd tell at him for watching it.

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[-] Monstrosity@lemm.ee 13 points 1 day ago

Yeah their strategy seems to be sniping out folks at the top (politically speaking) by singling them out & turning the State propaganda machine on full blast, alienating them & forcing them to defend themselves when no one else has the time or energy because, you know, everything is literally on fire.

Pretty gross & probably a preview of the next (at least) 4 years. I hope it fails.

[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

"DEI MADE THE WATER SYSTEM UNABLE KEEP UP" is such an obviously stupid take. There's not enough water to put the fires out

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[-] Favoring9181@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Maybe those super secret space laser are real after all.

[-] affiliate@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

i guess you could say his house’s climate changed that day

[-] sundrei 14 points 1 day ago

Well I certainly hope Mel gets to put his medical advice to the test on himself.

[-] Snowclone@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Just like Joe he'll admit he's getting the same treatment any doctor would recommend, and he'll take Ivermectin on top and when he's better, he'll claim it was the horse dewormer that fought the cancer.

[-] sundrei 1 points 1 day ago

You're probably right. But if there's a slim chance the man "Jobs" himself...

[-] sxan@midwest.social 13 points 1 day ago

"This is fine."

[-] ulterno@programming.dev 6 points 1 day ago

The house was a non-issue since he was probably being paid enough from the performance to buy a bigger one.

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