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Walgreens CEO Distressed to Learn That Locking Everything Up Keeps People From Buying It (futurism.com)

submitted 3 weeks ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 3 weeks ago (9 children)

But the power tools are locked up and make noise. Bolt cutters are silent and not locked up in store.

[–] ThomasCrappersGhost@feddit.uk 5 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)

Useful on sites that require hot works permits also.

[–] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 5 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

Is that some kind of porn studio?

[–] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

MILF- Machinist I'd Like To...

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Finance

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