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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 47 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I remember in the olden days of reddit where there was this huge thread where many people didnt wash their ass because it was "gay" or gross. I think it started with a thread about someone telling men to also wash their balls because they stink too.

Water is a terrible lubricant too, I dont recommend for seggsy time.

[–] sundrei 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

My old wrestling coach once felt he had to remind us to "wash behind the balls."

[–] Evkob@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 year ago

You gotta get your gooch!!

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

Cleanse the taint, as it were

[–] earphone843@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago

Gotta get some silicone lube for shower sexy time

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't think there ever was a threat where men said that. It was someone on Twitter going "apparently men don't wash their ass because it's gay" and it spiraled from that iirc.

[–] ProgrammingSocks@pawb.social -4 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Not tiktok. Stop self censoring.

[–] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Not tiktok. Stop self censoring

I can say whatever the fuck i want. We said seggsy way before the hot garbage that is tiktok existed and you can't "stop" me

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Some of the euphemisms are also just plain funnier. Committing sudoku for example is top kek.

[–] Amanduh@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago
[–] Default_Defect@midwest.social 2 points 1 year ago

they said "ass" so I doubt that was the intention