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submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by plinky@hexbear.net to c/gossip@hexbear.net

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image shows pie charts with erection episodes and duration of a man and (allegedly) his son

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[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 53 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Nighttime erection data from my 19 year old son.

what the shit am I even seeing? shut it down.

this cannot be a real guy.

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You may be missing the fact that he gets blood injections of his son's blood

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I wouldn't say I was "missing" it, but it was not known to me when I posted my comment.

I will now revise:

[unintelligible atavistic screaming]

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 4 points 5 months ago

There's a Seeking Derangements episode if you want to further break your brain