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image shows pie charts with erection episodes and duration of a man and (allegedly) his son
Nighttime erection data from my 19 year old son.
what the shit am I even seeing? shut it down.
this cannot be a real guy.
this post was submitted on 23 Jan 2025
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You may be missing the fact that he gets blood injections of his son's blood
I wouldn't say I was "missing" it, but it was not known to me when I posted my comment.
I will now revise:
[unintelligible atavistic screaming]
this is straight up disgusting lol. not the nighttime erections or even tracking them I guess but just the whole schtick and bringing the son into it and then making it sexual, and the implication that more nighttime erections is better and a result of his upbringing. awful everything
The AndroAge of his 19 year old is 22? That doesn't seem great, at least compared to the father
and only 90 erection quality, you hate to see it
Probably all the blood being stolen
his bloodboy is names TALMAGE?
Legit worry for the guy, completely fucked environment to grow up in, worse than being an influencer child
hey kiddo would you mind putting this device on your dingus before you sleep?
This is very creepy and I don't like it
- No one needs to see this
- No one needs this information
I work in data and these types of data-driven dorks will kill the planet. lol I’m seriously about to quit because I truly hate these fuckers so much and work with plenty
Don't let any kids near this creep.
Talking about his kids dick and "tall, firm, and upright" in the same context.
Uh...
I hope Saturn's son eats him first.
Imagine having so much money that this is what you spend your midlife crisis doing
MY SON IS ALL DONG'D OUT!!!!!!!!!
Please CW this post. That was an unpleasant surprise to open.
Just so? or how to even call it?
stand tall
be upright
that's the same thing dumbass
it all circles back to homo erectus
Note to computer scientists: Just because you can analyze data doesn't mean you should analyze data.
Really not making me want to reconsider my "Bash their heads in with a hammer" policy
That’s even weirder than the cardboard cutout of him being naked just standing there at the entrance of his house. 
[CW: NSFW]
Please put him in a box and throw him into the sea.
They're out of sync. I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing, but I'm pretty sure that it is something that he has brought up at breakfast.
What a psycho.
I refuse to believe this is real because I can't think of a way to track this. Also I don't want to know.
Everything else aside, I feel like having an erection for three hours every night is probably unhealthy? That's more than a third of your sleep, are they having exclusively horny dreams or some shit?