This was in a Costco magazine. The family used ""savings"" to start this business and then later got a military contract with the US. I wonder where that savings came from? Perhaps more family lore?
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MineDayOff
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I got one from buttigeig the other day. I was like oh f*** he's running
Start your own cooking show then a******
"Uhhh, my stop is right here"
gets off bus
They're trying to open a car wash by a nature preserve in my town. We already have like 15 f****** car washes
Probably General Public's first album, "All The Rage"
That sounds amazing
Watch "Swordfish" and have a good laugh
Daisy did nothing wrong
Wish I could do that with the in-laws 
Pistachi--OW! 
Look at all this morrel shiitake and portobella goodness that's going to get mixed in with my ricotta and baked into a delicious vegetarian lasagna. Muahahahaha
Been crying laughing for a good 5 minutes now 
They got Zappa with the cancer gun 
It's ruining my life. And the irony is it's the only way to dissociate from bad things. At least it seems like that's the only way. Feels like the snake that eats its own tail.
Edit: thank you all for the good advice and support. It means a lot. I love my comrades. 
Loving these desperate campaign texts
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Try to limit it as much as possible. But I've worked out a situation where I can get them to agree to a timer. So I set a timer for whatever we agree upon on my phone and when the timer goes off TV is all done