[-] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 27 points 5 hours ago

i get it i'm bad at them too

[-] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 4 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

elden ring dlc talkmaaaaaaaan the castle lord in the elden ring dlc, the dancy sword person is hard as fuck, holy shit what a fight. they whooped my ass so much. that shit is like malenia without the self heal. see if i can get thru it tomorrow (i am doing a no summons run, no mimic tear etc)

[-] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 6 points 14 hours ago

spoilerhe doesn't kill him he basically runs him out the camp with a "GO ON GIT!" kinda thing

[-] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 21 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Uhh, is the narwhal with bacon served at midnight?

Also I'm allergic to Emma Watson, can I substitute for a hotter, better actress? Like Natalie Portman.

[-] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

a person who reads A Modest Proposal and thinks "hold on, they've got a point"

[-] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

From what I read it's mostly the grass that does it, also textures can at a higher level (high and above). Most of the other settings shouldn't be that impactful.

just started earlier. i'm messing around in the tower settlement currently. found a few upgrade particles and crosses.

[-] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

And you don't need a crazy rig to run it! I researched gfx options for the game and it's surprisingly well optimized, i can play with most settings on high on a gtx 1070 and i get probably 45 fps on average.

and seconded about the multiplayer, it's fun to pop a co-op summon sign when i'm bored and see what i get summoned into.

[-] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

They're great! They even do bleed damage!

honestly the build versatility in this game is crazy high, there's allll kinds of shit you can do and be

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mans brain is leaking out his ears in real time please someone take granddads license away

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idk i just thought the article title was funny

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Eggs of the spotted lanternfly, an invasive insect so destructive that New Yorkers were instructed to kill any on sight, were found for the first time in California on a 30-foot-tall metal art installation headed to the Bay Area.

The lanternfly egg masses were found at the Truckee Border Protection Station in late March, the California Association of Winegrape Growers announced on Monday. According to CAWG, station staff found 11 “viable egg masses” on a large metal art sculpture that was en route to Sonoma County from New York.

Upon finding the eggs, staff rejected the shipment and sent it to Nevada, where officials discovered 30 more egg masses on other parts of the sculpture. The installation was then power washed with detergent and sent to Sonoma County under a warning hold notice. Sonoma County staff found an additional three egg masses during another inspection in which cranes were used to take the sculpture apart. The inspection was concluded after staff were sure no egg masses were left on the sculpture, according to CAWG.

The incident marks the first time spotted lanternfly eggs have been found in California. The insect presents enough risk to local plants and crops that the California Department of Food and Agriculture developed an action plan last year in the event of the bugs showing up in the state, which would include deploying an emergency response from the department and initiating an eradication authority in all counties where the insects are found.

Native to parts of China, India and Vietnam, the spotted lanternfly was first spotted in the U.S. in 2014, when it was found in Pennsylvania. It feeds on myriad plant species and causes serious damage to both plants and crops, particularly vineyards, which makes the prospect of the insects arriving in Sonoma County especially precarious. Spotted lanternflies caused “considerable, often catastrophic, damage” to vineyards after traveling to South Korea and Pennsylvania, according to CDFA.

Spotted lanternflies have “the potential to affect the entire winegrape industry,” CAWG wrote in its press release.

If additional egg masses made it into the state undetected, live spotted lanternflies may be hatching in the coming weeks, CAWG said. The insect experiences peak population growth in the late summer to early fall.

“This is essentially a public service announcement to raise awareness of how to identify a spotted lanternfly and the immediate action to take if discovered,” CAWG President Natalie Collins said in the release. “Spotted lanternflies have been found in 18 states and have proven to pose a serious threat to vineyards. These invasive insects feed on the sap of grapevines, while also leaving behind a sticky honeydew residue on the clusters and leaves. Their activities stress the plants, decrease vine health, and in some cases, can lead to plant death.”

Spotted lanternflies look different at various life stages, with the adults appearing tan-gray in color with black spots. CDFA recommends inspecting plants, trees, vehicles and trailers for egg masses or other signs of the bug, and reporting suspected findings to the CDFA pest hotline.

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