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[–] Wendy_Pleakley@hexbear.net 70 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I don't care for the price of eggs meme, but if the collapse of this country is agitated by a series of egg heists with no real cohesion, that will be quite funny.

[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 39 points 5 days ago

It's literally comfortable brunch libs laughing at people for being concerned with the price of food

[–] Grapho@lemmy.ml 14 points 5 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 56 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Aye Paulie how comes we gotta unload all these eggs? chrissy-explain

Watch it Chrissy, T says we gotta move 'em we move 'em paulie-point

[–] Justice@lemmygrad.ml 22 points 5 days ago

Amish Mafia reruns are on the menu

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 18 points 5 days ago

"Alright, alright, jeez..I'll put em' next to the Pokey Man cards."

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 49 points 5 days ago (1 children)

My grandfather had the egg monopoly in central PA

[–] Omegamint@hexbear.net 12 points 5 days ago

This is the first thing that came to me lol

[–] Naal@hexbear.net 29 points 5 days ago

me, patting my suspiciously 100K-egg-shaped belly: smuglord

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 36 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (3 children)

Given eggs only last a few weeks someone's got to have a plan for this. Do small cornershop owners buy stuff like this under the table? Here in the UK practically any independently owned local cornershop has smuggled cigarettes and tobacco for the regulars they know personally.

Got any discount eggs bruv?

[–] Coolkidbozzy@hexbear.net 24 points 5 days ago

bro should travel to montana or something, and become the mansa musa of eggs to crash the local eggconomy

[–] crime@hexbear.net 12 points 5 days ago

maybe it's a Robin Hood situation and they're gonna show up at local food banks and stuff

[–] Finger@hexbear.net 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Me and My guys are about to cook the world's first One-Hundred-Thousand Egg Omelet

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 4 points 4 days ago

No more half measures?

[–] gaycomputeruser@hexbear.net 27 points 5 days ago (3 children)

How the fuck do you steal 100k eggs

[–] Xavienth@lemmygrad.ml 25 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It's literally just the number of eggs that fit in a standard semi-truck trailer.

[–] gaycomputeruser@hexbear.net 8 points 4 days ago

Ah, that makes sense.

[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 22 points 5 days ago

put em all in one really big basket

[–] dat_math@hexbear.net 36 points 5 days ago (2 children)

100k eggs stolen from birds enslaved in disease factory by partners of central Pa. bird abusers

[–] Z_Poster365@hexbear.net 24 points 5 days ago

The eggs have been liberated

[–] autism_2@hexbear.net 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Carnists will do anything but eat a legume

[–] dat_math@hexbear.net 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

carnists [cw carnism]:

spoilermorshupls actually, you must feed the beans to a whole animal (which will breathe, shit, piss, and fart most of that energy back out) so that you can slaughter it to extract a single bean's worth of energy for every three fed to the animal (I think typical FCRs are actually a bit more dire than that)

[–] buh@hexbear.net 30 points 5 days ago (1 children)

that's as many as 10,000 tens. and that's terrible.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 6 points 5 days ago

Dammit! I had a don't put all your eggs in one basket joke and this! Now I've got squat

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 32 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Have you seen any of these suspects ?

[–] cosecantphi@hexbear.net 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Hazbin Hotel SpoilerSir Redemptious appearing in heaven without his little egg bois makes me sad.

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 6 points 5 days ago

Its funny that he was the one that made it there

[–] Zuzak@hexbear.net 29 points 5 days ago

Has anyone confirmed Stefan Molyneux's location at the time of the theft?

[–] Hohsia@hexbear.net 28 points 5 days ago

Such a fucking stupid country

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 27 points 5 days ago

Vegan gang stay winning

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 19 points 5 days ago

May I offer you one hundred thousand eggs in these trying times?

[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 27 points 5 days ago

The beginning of the EGG Cartelegg-dog

[–] Coolkidbozzy@hexbear.net 24 points 5 days ago (1 children)

smuggle those eggs to California and you got like $100,000 profit

[–] Poison_Ivy@hexbear.net 17 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Trader Joes in California has eggs for like 4 dollars

[–] SoJB@lemmy.ml 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Either TJ has some serious inter-CA regional pricing going on, or this is a straight up lie. But we’re comrades so I assume TJ is just price gouging markets.

$9 for 12 white non organic eggs at my TJ last I checked two weeks ago

[–] Poison_Ivy@hexbear.net 2 points 4 days ago

They have their own suppliers iirc, and we dont have white eggs at ours.

That being said they run out of eggs by 12pm

[–] neroiscariot@hexbear.net 20 points 5 days ago

Ah yes, things are getting really very cool and normal

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 14 points 5 days ago

That's one hundred times one thousand eggs

And that's terrible

[–] Hohsia@hexbear.net 16 points 5 days ago

Truly can’t put into context the absurdity of all that is happening. This hellhole country has industrialized agriculture and can’t even do that shit effectively.

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 16 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Ocean's Fourteen: The Great Egg Heist

[–] MineDayOff@hexbear.net 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

My egg bills are thru the roof! That's why I use MyEggs from Cinco

[–] Omegamint@hexbear.net 9 points 5 days ago

Do you need eggs? LibertyEggs can help

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 13 points 5 days ago

i make-a Gran Frittata del Dio for all the paisanos.

[–] Des@hexbear.net 13 points 5 days ago

That explains my out-of-stock.

[–] Ath3ro@hexbear.net 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Castro stole my grandfathers eggs

https://youtu.be/oScaSbzSg00 There’s a Three 6 song for everything and this is easily top 5 of their discography

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 5 days ago

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[–] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 5 points 5 days ago

century egg

no not like that

The egg wars begin!!!