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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon signs up for a 5k (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Bojack411@lemmy.world 201 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Im sure his side of the story isn't warped to make himself seem like a saint and her a bitch. 👍

[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 139 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It's /b, the whole thing is probably made up

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 49 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And it's actually not a wife but a husband.

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 45 points 1 week ago (1 children)

fake and gay, confirmed

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago

Fake: Anon has a wife

Gay: Anon wears tight clothes

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 7 points 1 week ago

B- but... But what about the points???

[–] Doom@ttrpg.network 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I just got out of a relationship and holy fuck that shit is infuriating. Everyone's gotta side curious what happened here.

Also are you the horse from Bojack Horseman? I'm literally watching S1E6 right now.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

What is this, a crossover episode?