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This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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Banning all people from all bathrooms anprim-pat

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[–] Big_Bob@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago (8 children)

As a janitor, my expert opinion is that public bathrooms should be banned altogether.

Every fucking Monday, I come to work and people have sprayed diarrhea fucking everywhere except in the god damn toilet. Every fucking week, someone breaks a seat because they seem to actually stand on the ring and hover their asses over the toilet when they shit.

Just please, don't use public toilets. Why can't you just think ahead and shit at home before you go out?

Also, stop throwing wet wipes in the toilets.

[–] SerLava@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 23 hours ago

I'm all out cap'n

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