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[–] MithranArkanere@lemmy.world 48 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I never wear jackets, but still get those bumps in my jeans somehow.

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 54 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

It is always jeans season on Lemmy

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

I think the joke is that he has an erection.

[–] misterdoctor@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I know your comment didn't necessarily appear out of nowhere, but it reminds me of that subreddit "skamtebord"

I miss that one sometimes...

[–] misterdoctor@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

There’s a lot of good subreddits I miss. Not enough to go back, but I get it for sure.

[–] nandeEbisu@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Erections are no joke. You could poke an eye out with one of those.

[–] MithranArkanere@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Nah, there's no room for that, it would always bend and slip downward to the middle of the thigh or upward to the belly button.

Jeanis is correct.

[–] nandeEbisu@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

It's because the cloth shrinks in the wash more than the zipper so in order to fit the longer zipper in the smaller cloth it needs to bulge out.

[–] TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Worst answer to “Is that a roll of coins in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?”

[–] nandeEbisu@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

I have a roll of coins in my pocket, but I'm happy to see you so I can give you these coins. I also have a massive erection.

[–] MithranArkanere@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

You are not supposed to wash jeans in a way that would make them shrink.

You are not supposed to wash them in a washing machine at all in the first place.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYoyojCcgsc