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Democrats Announce Bold Plan to Resist Trump Policies by Playing Katy Perry’s “Roar” Really Loud (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Dems are still blaming 3rd party voters that turned away from their tone-deaf genocide party.

[+] Goodmorningsunshine@lemmy.world -6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Yeah, how'd that turn out?

[–] CaptSpify@lemmy.today 5 points 2 months ago

It turned out exactly how everyone kept telling the Democratic leadership it would turn out

[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world -1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Turned out great up to now.
Turns out the evil orange man isn't 'genociding the Palestinians even harder'.
The moronic reasoning these selfrightious libs tried to use as an incentive for voting for the other side of the uniparty.
They are only upset out of selfish reasons now it affects them too, not the rest of the world that would be droned and exploited just the same by a dem POS president. That country can go to hell and I'm enjoying it tremendously.

[–] Goodmorningsunshine@lemmy.world -1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Lol. I love seeing by your other comments everyone else hates you, too. You must be a fun person in real life.

[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world -2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I am real fun and loved by all. None of my friends like the imperialist US (or their genocider friends Isntreal) either.
A, I really don't give a shit about what the echo chambers feelies are or how petty you are about a little arrow and a number.
For as long as the regime doesn't censor me for an unwanted opinion like the big socials do (how free and sooo western values!) I will continue to call all the POS out for what they are.
And then watch them cope and seethe when they invariably lose an argument and they have to resort to insults out of impotence and frustration.
That's what I love seeing.
All the collaborators and bootlickers crying.
Quickly go run to the mods! A dissenter is going against the only approved narrative, make it go away!

[–] Goodmorningsunshine@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

That was so many words I didn't read.