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Guide to software developer job advertisements (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 month ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 107 points 1 month ago (24 children)

Been doing the job search and it's frustrating how bad most of the job postings are. There's so much filler nonsense.

I pretty much just want to know like

tech stack
team size
big picture what the company does
if they're assholes about in-office mandates
salary range

Some postings are like "must know Java, go, JavaScript, Ruby, Python, or rust" and I'm like do you use all of those?

[–] vithigar@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

must know Java, go, JavaScript, Ruby, Python, or rust

Depending on the division you ended up in at the company I work you might need one or more of MSSQL, MySQL, PostgreSQL, C#, TypeScript, JavaScript, PHP, Ruby, VB.NET, Terraform, Groovyscript, or PowerBuilder.

[–] trolololol@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Groovy that's someone I haven't heard about in like 10 years

My pet project uses it, but no one else does

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