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[–] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 31 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Is it The Onion or not? This link tree links to a post posted in The Onion community

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Judging by the home page, it appears to be a legitimate news source.

At best, meat grinders are amazingly thoughtless. At worst, they’re a cruel, unfunny prank.

[–] GenderNeutralBro 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't see how it could possibly be unintentional. It's too bizarre.

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 8 points 1 month ago

Neither do I, but sometimes people are just fantastically stupid.

[–] Jordan117@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It had been crossposted to TheOnion community on another instance, but the story is real.

[–] ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Do we have a phrase for this yet? Like, we have "bit the onion", so would this be "planted the bulb"?