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[–] ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 38 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

OK, I am all for outrage over the guy not having any remorse, buuuuuut:

In February, Muñoz and Bartell traveled to Puerto Rico to finally take their honeymoon, and upon returning to the U.S. mainland, immigration agents stopped Muñoz and asked whether she was an American citizen. When she explained that she wasn't but was in the process of obtaining a green card, they detained her.

They left the country without her having a green card at the moment? Am I reading this right? How would you think that is a wise idea? ~~And I am aware Puerto Rico is in a grey zone with US citizenship, she still seemed to need a Green card and knew that, so despite that you leave? Risky.~~

Edit: corrected something that I got wrong.

[–] RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works 62 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Puerto Rico is part of the USA. This shouldn't be a grey zone.

[–] ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

~~So why did she need a Green card then?~~

She is Peruvian, not Puerto Rican, so she does need a Green card and that has nothing to do with Puerto Rico itself. My bad.

[–] Cqrd@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Because she's Peruvian. She got arrested while returning to the US mainland from a US territory, which they might have thought wouldn't have them encountering ICE agents.

[–] ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 week ago

Ah, I am so dense. I did read she is Peruvian but then the Puerto Rico info overrode that bit in my brain. Thanks for pointing that out.

[–] RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Damn who could have possibly guessed

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago

Who fucking cares?