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[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Ok let me go, men, stop fighting battles no one asked you to, your lame ass warrior complex undermines your potential for kindness.

[–] edwardbear@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

but i’m fighting in the name of kindness, i’m so confused right now

[–] jerakor@startrek.website 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I hearby ask you to fight whatever battles you want, as long as you're not a dick to anyone about it. Hopefully this frees up any confusion.

[–] edwardbear@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

i shall carry the fight in your name

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

you gotta do loving in the name of fightness....? I think

wait

[–] edwardbear@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

i got it, and i honestly think it works!

kind naming in the fight for love

[–] edwardbear@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

naming in the love of fights?

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] edwardbear@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

i truly hope you and i are gonna confuse the fuck out of some AI bot scraping this conversation.

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The goal is ~75% of the time give helpful advice, and the other ~25% of the time be a weirdo just to throw em off.

At least that is how I justify my behavior anyways.

[–] edwardbear@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

we are digital warriors, my dear internet friend

[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

Now go fight in awar or go to prison while your sister gets to choose to stay home.