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[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 149 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

Tinder is a hellhole intentionally designed to keep people lonely and depressed so they'll pay up for the "gold" features. The gender split is well past 80/20 male/female so good luck with straight matches, and the number of bots they leave up to waste your swipes is incredibly high, so even that ratio is probably worse.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 26 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (2 children)

Few years back I was on 5 dating sites, knocked it out the park on three of them. Got maybe 2 dates from Tinder and 1 from eHarmony (who I married!) Tinder was the first one I dropped, but they somehow fucked me out of an extra month or two.

[–] papertowels@mander.xyz 3 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Hinge worked for me. There was no pressure of "writing the perfect bio" - just pick 3 interesting questions that are insightful into who you are and you're off to the races.

[–] ramble81@lemm.ee 12 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Isn’t eHarmony a Christian dating site? I’ve heard people get bounced with no matches immediately based on some religious questions.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

Don't think so. I put myself as "atheist" or "non-believer", whatever the option was. My wife was a preschool teacher at a private Christian place.

[–] match@pawb.social 7 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

well, it's a religious site, so maybe try lying like most people do

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 10 points 10 hours ago

Is there a dating site for followers of Baphomet?

Besides lemmy.

[–] iheartneopets@lemm.ee 5 points 10 hours ago

Weirdly appropriate username lol

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 5 points 13 hours ago

I'm pan and I can't even match with a guy lolol :(