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"What are timezones?"
People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it’s more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey stuff.
Most people think time is like a river that flows swift and sure in one direction, but I have seen the face of time and I can tell you, they are wrong. Time is an ocean in a storm.
That explains a lot. It turns out I'm not depressed. I just have temporal sea sickness.
Yes I've seen this referenced in several theoretical physics papers. Fascinating stuff. Really makes you think.
Physician what?
It's where children go when they misbehave.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiTgrhEqw5A