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Ethically sourced “spare” human bodies could revolutionize medicine - Human “bodyoids” could reduce animal testing, improve drug development, and alleviate organ shortages. (www.technologyreview.com)

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[–] Fingolfinz@lemmy.world 76 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I’m sure that’ll go great with capitalism

[–] WhatAmLemmy@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They'll humane-wash it with some fraud credential they created — like everything else — but the body inside will be some Palestinian, Uyghur, or "other" gulag prisoner; sourced from a fascist pipeline.

[–] Fingolfinz@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

It’ll turn into “Soup Is Good Food” by DK or Soylent Green so fucking fast

[–] NycterVyvver@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

inserts Zydrate joke *

[–] Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

A little glass vial? A little glass vial!