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[–] SuperNovaCouchGuy2@hexbear.net 11 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

breaking this soylent-fueled rant down cope by cope

"introvert is a bourgeois identity"

frothingfash "PEOPLE WHO ARE OBSERVED TO BE QUIET AND RESERVED RELATIVE TO OTHERS ARE ACTUALLY DEMONS MADE FLESH!!"

off to a brilliant start right away, what a beautiful thing to say but its Xitter.com so lets look at the "reasoning"

""i just don't trust people" say it. say you would kill and eat a person for lakefront property"

frothingfash "I DONT TRUST THAT THE PEOPLE WHO TELL ME THEY HAVE TRUST ISSUES ARENT SECRETLY RABID CANNIBALS!!!!!"

michael-laugh pure irony

"i have to deal with so many of you and you stink of fear. i am not fooled. take a walk. say good afternoon. you are not a toddler"

frothingfash "I SNIFF OUT THE FEAR PHEROMONES EMANATING FROM THE STRANGERS IN MY VICINITY, LIKE CHILDREN, THEY TREMBLE BEFORE ME"

peltier-laugh bro thinks he's a bloodhound

bit stupid to play the chauvinist shaming tactic of comparing behavior to that of children (bozos like this shouldnt be allowed to have any for obvious reasons) because toddlers are usually very friendly to strangers

"all of you collectively take up so much fucking space and it's choking out connections. you are one of the thousand houses, the thousand dead zones, between two friends. you are a castle of silence and you're in the way"

Bro if your discord kitten lives in Chicago and you live in Maine it doesn’t matter how many introverts live in the houses between you, you’d still be the same distance away if those houses blew up tomorrow - anon

i-cant i-cant i-cant

galaxy brained idealism on full display: "the reason why people are atomized and lonely is because other people choose to identify as introverts and thus become subhuman cursed entities which psychically block people from becoming friends (magic exists btw)"

is he trying to do a death stranding reference????

"just kidding. i would never say this. i know you can't handle hearing it"

yeah you'd never say this irl because nobody can handle hearing it without laughing you out of the room

your main point is that introverts are bourgeois because theyre cannibals who psychically prevent friendship from happening irl while also being "toddlers" at the same time

the enemy is strong and weak, where have we seen this before?

TL;DR the void between brainrotjr's ears is where coherent marxist thought goes to die