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[–] Ickabod@lemm.ee 28 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Insert George Carlin quote number 18647

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 25 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker and tits.

[–] ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] nthavoc@lemmy.today 4 points 3 days ago (2 children)

12653 is a quote from when he voiced Mr. Conductor on Thomas the Tank Engine. Think it was quote 14694-a.

[–] Initiateofthevoid@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

There is no way he-

[George Carlin] was the second narrator for Thomas the Tank Engine & Friends, narrating from the first to the fourth series and played Mr. Conductor from series two to three on Shining Time Station and in the spin-off series Mr Conductor's Thomas Tales, after Ringo Starr left the series to focus on his music career.

I had no idea. Thank you for leading me to this lore.

What a strange and beautiful world...

[–] nthavoc@lemmy.today 1 points 3 days ago

Bonus content re-dub: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77f5M7RyehI .I think I added a stage on my rocket to hell laughing at this.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Ringo did it better

#notmymrconductor

[–] AugustWest@lemm.ee 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

And since we are now in episode two of this shit show there are three more words: fart, turd, and twat.