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The american voters have really outdone themselves this time

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[–] Vanilla_PuddinFudge@infosec.pub 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Wouldn't that involve them causing autism to prove it does?

"I'm autistic because I was a test subject for a government op..."

bruh...

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 8 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Honestly there is an even darker side to this.

There are parents who would rather see there kid die from a preventable disease than have Autism.

[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Exactly. Death is preferable. Wait until they claim that they cause homosexuality.

[–] gamer@lemm.ee 7 points 1 day ago

Plot twist: they scale up the study nationwide, offering free flu vaccines to anyone who "volunteers" for the study as long as they take an autism test before and after.