"Hi! I'm Nathan Neolib and I'm running for congress! Ya know - it's just not right how Trump and Musk require expensive twitter verification to access your social security benefits. Me and the other RealisticDems have a plan that will give you affordable access..."

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 32 points 4 days ago (2 children)

"I'm advocating for a 20% discount on twitter verifications for minorities with a masters degree who started a small business in the last 3 years to help alleviate some of the pain Americans are feeling accessing their social security benefits."

Meanwhile libs across the country scream at how much harm reduction this is and how it's critically important that we make some steps no matter how small towards improving things and use this policy position as their main reason.

Then the Dems win and instead of implementing this policy they decide to bomb Columbia

[–] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 2 days ago

bomb Columbia

I refuse to see it as a typo and I adamantly believe that they're going to bomb the US state of Columbia

[–] miz@hexbear.net 13 points 4 days ago

jokermala

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 14 points 4 days ago

If we still have free and fair elections in 2028

Still? hahaha

[–] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 26 points 4 days ago

Get off the lathe, right now stalin-gun-1 stalin-gun-2

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 21 points 4 days ago

We noticed you didn't reply "epic meme sir" to at least 10 Elon Musk tweets this week. This is presumed to be because you have now found stable employment. Your benefits have been terminated.

[–] goferking0 6 points 4 days ago

Nah, he'd just have it directly deducted at inflated rate. gotta get everyone to use the everything app