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[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

That would have worked! I should have searched for

serial change gender

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think I have one around here somewhere...

our sales guy was apparently soliciting prostitutes using his work email

Isn't that basically the job description for sales?

[–] jqubed@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

I had a sales guy once ask me what tablet he should purchase for watching porn. He was later fired for buying groceries with his P-card.