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WSJ Drops Shock Exposé on Elon Musk’s Alleged Attempts to Impregnate X Influencers — ‘To Reach Legion Level Before the Next Apocalypse’ (www.mediaite.com)

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[–] PunkRockSportsFan@fanaticus.social 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

He doesn’t “hook up” with them

It’s ivf

He’s incapable of having sex. His penis is damaged

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Source on that? I'll believe you but I'd love to read up on that.

Also, he can do all that and more because he's a drug riddled junkie. Won't be long now till he overdoses

[–] frostysauce@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Unfortunately it is very difficult to overdose on ketamine.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 1 points 5 days ago

That's disappointing

Isn't is used though in anesthesia? I thought it was quite dangerous, actually