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It's the dunk tank.
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Wake me up when one of them decapitates the other with an ancient gladius. I don't care which one.
It's unfortunately going to be the least violent mma match in history. Zuck is 100% going to standing guillotine elon in like a minute. If we are lucky elon will be to stupid to tap and falls asleep.
The difference between someone who actually trains and a out of shape 50 year old with no training is so much more then people understand. Even Zuckerberg doing low level small bjj comps give him a ridiculous advantage.
I am guessing no state in America would sanction Elon taking a fight. Hints Italy.
i get less ads on facebook telling me to kill myself for being trans so I want Zuck to win
There is no way this is real.. right?
The thing in general, or zuck owning musk, because that is def happening. Zuck pad work is p okay and does train bjj and is seemingly a large fan of mma.
If it actually happens (lol) zuck will dumpster musk easily, but im assuming there is going to be some obscenely dumb ruleset preventing us from seeing real violence befall musk