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Pam Bondi Says Trump Has Saved 258 Million American Lives (nymag.com)

submitted 23 hours ago by Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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The sheer scale of oblivious stupidity is fucking breathtaking with these fascist morons! 🤦

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[–] biofaust@lemmy.world 42 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Legally Blonde was made in vain.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Not according to Reese Witherspoon's accountant!

And fans of the movie, I guess 🤷

[–] biofaust@lemmy.world 11 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Culturally, its conclusion seems to have been subverted by this prominent cut of meat covered in blonde fur who was awarded a Law degree.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 6 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

She has a degree in law, not a law degree.

[–] gonzo-rand19@moist.catsweat.com 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

She has a BA in criminal justice and a JD. Not that she's using either very well.