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The sheer scale of oblivious stupidity is fucking breathtaking with these fascist morons! 🤦

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[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 2 points 34 minutes ago

USAID says tens of thousands will die.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Ah.

She's using RIAA 'piracy costs us more than the GDP of the world' style logic/math to determine that ~75% of America would have OD'd on fentanyl if not for the claimed fentanyl interception amounts.

Like by this logic, I've personally saved thousands, even tens of thousands of lives by isolating when I had Covid.

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 21 points 12 hours ago

I just had a revelation.

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 51 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

... there are only about 350M Americans. She's saying 74% have been saved.

What a goddamn fucking moron liar.

[–] krakenfury 11 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Do you think she believes her own bullshit? I'm honestly not sure. This claim is so insane, but all of MAGA seem to have a vested interest that Trump is a Christian prophet or messiah.

[–] radix@lemmy.world 13 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

The way she not only says the number, but pauses and makes sure everyone is paying attention.... I'm thinking she is just that god damned stupid.

[–] WhatAmLemmy@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Don't give her credit. She is head fascist propaganda operative. She's knows she's lying every time her lips move. She's as much the antichrist as Trump.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago

He saved us by golfing instead of being even more destructive.

[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 21 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

One day there will be a history book detailing the amount of Americans Pam has killed and how that was justification for her death sentence in Nuremberg Trials 2.

[–] AJ1@lemmy.ca 6 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

yeah, the alternate timeline

god I wish we were there instead

[–] futatorius@lemm.ee 2 points 5 hours ago

Be the change you want to see in the world.

[–] vxx@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

Is that alternative timeline stuff a replacement for believing in god?

[–] leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl 6 points 13 hours ago

if trumpy ~~could count~~ has concepts of numbers, he will think this is an insult.

[–] biofaust@lemmy.world 39 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Legally Blonde was made in vain.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Not according to Reese Witherspoon's accountant!

And fans of the movie, I guess 🤷

[–] biofaust@lemmy.world 11 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Culturally, its conclusion seems to have been subverted by this prominent cut of meat covered in blonde fur who was awarded a Law degree.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 6 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

She has a degree in law, not a law degree.

[–] gonzo-rand19@moist.catsweat.com 3 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

She has a BA in criminal justice and a JD. Not that she's using either very well.

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 16 points 17 hours ago

what she meant to say is that donvict and co have stolen the equivalent of the life savings of 258 million americans.

[–] MyOpinion@lemm.ee 6 points 14 hours ago

When a MAGAt is speaking you know it is lies.

[–] flightyhobler@lemmy.world 19 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

The daily show did a great sketch on this. wish I could find it on YouTube.

[–] kikutwo@lemmy.world 11 points 16 hours ago

She's completely insane.

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago
[–] n3m37h@sh.itjust.works 4 points 15 hours ago
[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago

Not human lives, but well... it could be.

[–] RedditIsDeddit@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Pam Bondie lives in a fantasy world

[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 0 points 13 hours ago

Shut up and go make Dagwood a sandwich, Blondi.