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Trump Debuts Previously Undiscovered Way to Pronounce “Cinco De Mayo” (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] griff@lemmings.world 7 points 7 months ago (2 children)

All good Republicans & fellow xenophobes celebrate Cinco de Quatro in Newport Beach, California on May 4 (watch Arrested Development for details)

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Rosa, why is this still a mess?

[–] seahorse@midwest.social 2 points 7 months ago

I no dust buster anymore!