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Trump Debuts Previously Undiscovered Way to Pronounce “Cinco De Mayo” (thehardtimes.net)
submitted 7 months ago by ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 24 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Kinkos of Mayonnaise

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago

think more racist trump, chinko the Mayo.

[–] very_well_lost@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

"Shinko del Maiypo", apparently

[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Surprised it's not Chinko. They even mentioned China. Chinko me dayo

[–] griff@lemmings.world 7 points 7 months ago (2 children)

All good Republicans & fellow xenophobes celebrate Cinco de Quatro in Newport Beach, California on May 4 (watch Arrested Development for details)

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Rosa, why is this still a mess?

[–] seahorse@midwest.social 2 points 7 months ago

I no dust buster anymore!