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Either Meredith doesn't even know where the clitoris is, or she just likes things a bit different than most women I've ever been with. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
I'll see myself out now.
Reminds me of an oldie dirty joke: a bastard is a guy who pokes her all night with a 2 inch penis and then kisses her goodbye with a 5 inch tongue.
Man, if only I had a tool like a 5 inch tongue. I wouldn't even be married, just spread my gift to all the ladies.
I've been with somebody who preferred that I keep my tongue below her clit. That being said, we eventually figured out that the primary pleasure action was my comically large nose stimulating her while I was eating her out, so idk if that counts. I did basically die laughing when we found out; I had bullies in highschool that used to call me dildoface, and I guess they were eventually proven correct
Turns out the bullies were your wingmen all along!